acquirement: the process by which you gather or acquire something

abnilator: an exercise device NOT sold by Suzanne Sommers

adaption: Like an adaptation, only it's faster to say

alphabetation: Counting while you alphabetize

ampulating: operating without one or more vital components

animatarian: someone who is a fan of or who works for the rights of animals - but despises PETA. Also a cartoon lover

anti-buff: to scratch of make dull - like driving your car down a dusty road

antihelping: After we troubleshot this thing, you said something that did nothing to help the situation--you're antihelping

aquarianite: someone living under the sign of Aquarius - or who is "at one" with the goldfish or Koi

astronautica: outer space, of course. What do you call it?

awfuller: even worse than awful - it's awfuller

badmintoner, badmintoist: a badminton fanatic. Known to inhabit one room cabins with manual typewriters. There are three known living badmintonists

baseballeanism: self indulgent baseball behavior. Like hedonism, only with a baseball twist

baseballesque: similar to or relating to baseball or it's associated terms

baseballish: see above, only not as fancy

bazonkers: when you've gone crazy and bonkers - you're bazonkers

behinder: someone who is perpetually late, behind on bills, a procastinateur. Or a nice way of saying you're intriqued with someone's posterior

Belgianating: to assimilate to a belgian lifestyle or enjoy a waffle

blizzarded: It blizzarded last night. There's a lot of snow. Past tense of a snowstorm and much more fun to say

buttle/buttling (as related to butlers): the activities of a butler

Christmas-ites: celebrators of the Christmas holiday

cirpes: when you're so flustered you have to rearrange the letters in "cripes"

cleanist: one who is obsessed with cleanliness or professes the benefits of cleaing - like alcleaning evangelist

cleverity: the level and degree of clever. Try saying THAT 5 times fast!

commercializeable: something that can be ruined through marketing

compellation: the force that is behind your compulsions - hunger was your compellation to eat a cookie

conjecturizing: projecting and predicting all rolled into one (that's a lot less consonants!)

Capricornian: living under the Capricorn sign, or having Capricorn - like characteristics

corvairists: One who Corvairs

corvangilist: One who will spew the attributes of the Corvair to you. Whether you want to hear it or not.

crookedy: if it's not straight, but should be...then it's crookedy

cruisy: looks like it'll slide or move - That car looks cruisy. Also a nautical term

curiouser: when you have more inquiry in you than the average bear - you're curiouser. Can be surpassed by being more curiouser

curloni: a Zamboni used specifically for a curling rink

deconstitute: hey, if you can have "reconstituted" food you can deconstitute

deconstitute 2: take apart or disband a country or nation

dehappen: if something was going to happen, but didn't, or was going to happen but you stopped it it has dehappened

deheat: cool it off - sometimes by adding ice cubes

delink: When a link to a webpage from your webpage is no longer pointing to an active web page, you must delink

destructed: much faster to spell than deconstructed - and with that added element of violence!

deviltry: naughtiness!

deweaponed: when you cause a foe to lose their weapon

dictatress: female version of a dictator, of course

dimplage: the condition or state of being or possessing dimples - if your cheeks are dented, you're sporting dimplage

directure: when you're in charge, your actions and commands are your directure

disgustingness: just how gross something really is is it's level of disgustingness

disneyish: something or someone who appears to be of Disney origination, but is not.

documentator: person in charge of documentation. The one who keeps the company scrapbook would be a documentator

dramaticness: what you add drama or over emotion into your life you are practicing the art of dramaticness

Dudery: 1: Your attire if you are of the "Dude" persuasion 2:Your actions and attitudes if you're a 'Dude'

duffi or dufi: multiple dufuses

E-tox: a detox program for those addicted to electronic devices or services - if you can't function without your e-mail you need e-tox

electronical: something with electronic components that also uses electricity.

energetical: something injected or oozing with energy - if it's got energy, it's energetical. (*does not include nuclear power protons)

engineeress (engineeresses): female engineer. Why not? we've got 'stewardess'

Enthusianders: unbridled and completely unguided, undirected enthusiasm

epoxying: a highly scientifical form of gluing

fantastical: so amazing it's wonderful and fantastic

Federaussie: the Australian form of the Federale (Australian Federal Agent)

felony cactal assault: when someone injures you with a cactus and gets caught

festerate: the action imposed on an unremoveable sliver. It is left to festerate until it's gone

festivate, festivated: to decorate or get in the mood for a festive event or activity. "I feel so festivated in my elf hat."

flappage: the act or art of flapping - the degree to which something is flapped

Flourine: Just a great name that no one has used

flourishical: something worth flourishing over; an act resembling a flourish

foodology: the study of anything edible, food or not

footal: of, on or relating to feet )for all you bipeds)

foreignish: something unfamilier - of foreign origins or with foreign intentions

franticism: the act displayed of state of being when one is frantic - waving your hands over your head is franticism

fraplic: When you panic while frolicing: frolic + panic = fraplic

fuddage: the traits exhibited by someone experiencing Fudd Syndrome

Fudd Syndrome: You suffer Fudd Syndrome when you unintentionally speak like Elmer Fudd - when your R sounds become W sounds. Does not count if you are doing intentional impressions of Mr. Fudd. e.g. "Wound and wound the wugged wocks the wagged wascal wan"

German-ating: spreading German heritage, wealth and cheer with German activities, food, terms, etc.

Germanness: the level of "German" something contains (draw your own conclusions)

germologist: an expert in squishy or dirty things

giantess: a HUGE girl

giggleable: Duh.  It means something is funny

giveage: similar to prizeage, but there's no winning involved, you just give or get.

gnomage: the personal effectf of a gnome - or any gnome-like behavior

heathenistic: relating to heathens. or Iowans

helpage: services provided when someone is in need of assistance are known as helpage

hollywooditup: to glamorize, accessorize, over exaggerate or trash something

hooliganism: the practice of becoming or being a hooligan - also includes elements of being "bazonkers"

hooven: animals with hooves are hooven. Erin has also been accused of being a hooven creature.

horrifity: when something is so horrible you can't describe everything that makes it bad - that's horrifity

insertage: the process by which things are added (inserted)

interpretions: shouldn't this be the plural of interpret? The letter 'A' is lousy anyway

Intimination: hinting about intimidation would be intimination

introductoring: introducing a new item into the introduction-also see presursorizing

Irishness: the level of Irish heritage and/or spirit you possess

ironical: the act or state of being ironic

james bondery: acts pertaining to or evolving from a James Bond like lifestyle. If you become a spy, for instance.

laterly: when you're going to do something or it will occur at a later date or time - it will happen laterly of in a laterly fashion.

Leprechaunness: see above, only shorter and with a cool hat

lightier, lightiest: with more and most lights

lightninging: the process of occurrence of lightning - when lightning happens, it's lightninging out.

listeriner: one who partakes of Listerine and advocates it's use to others

magnetical: somoething that could be magnetized but isn't - or perhaps physically resembling a magnet.

Maritible: someone posessing the qualities suitable for marriage - that makes them marritible

massagist: for those who can't spell masseuse

maychance: perhaps, maybe, what if? More romantic than 'mayhaps'. We give Shakespeare a run for his money - maychance we will meet...

mayhaps: more tentative than a simple maybe or perhaps. Mayhaps it will rain. The chance of rain is less likely than if you said: Maybe, or Perhaps, it will rain.

mirthicized: behaved as though enthralled by or filled with a sense of mirth - if you laugh like the Jolly Green Giant, you're mirthicized

misdisprounuciated: this word is such a mess - which is exactly what it means - slaughtering words so badly they're not recognizeable

mucilate: the technique of affixing two or more things together with Mucilage

murdilated: when murder and mutilation collide

multitaskologist: one who practices multitasking at the highest level

mythologized: This we believe to be an actual real word, but it sounds strange enough to be fake

norther: farther north

northier: farther north than whatever you're talking about

odder: No, not the ranger version of "otter" -- it means more weird, more strange, more odd

officianal: an official item or person that is extra important

paranoy: the art of process of making one paranoid - your act will paranoy them

paraguayite: we're pretty sure this is a resident of Paraguay

pathetacist: one who practices being pathetic on a regular basis

pebbleating:1. adding, throwing, or otherwise verbing with pebbles. She pebbleated her fish tank. 2. the special talent of applying the right surface to the ice in a curling rink

pacifistic: posessing pacifist attitudes or protesting pretty much anything makes you pacafistic

peevish, peeving: something holding the charactistics of a peeve is peevish - and when it acts against you, it's peeving

pereniversity: this looks to us like someone who is in school forever - perenially - they're in the state of pereniversity

permissed: either something that was allowed it was permissed or a verb I permissed that activity

pertinear: iron-range speak for "pretty near", aka purty or perty near

physhic: Being analyzed while attending phys-ed class.

picklish: How one smells after eating a pickle

pilotist: one posessing the skills of a pilot is an accomplished pilotist - or one at the helm of a vehicle that is not a plane

piratey: looking like, acting like, or having the attitude of a pirate. "That hat is very piratey"

pirateish: see above, only not as extreme - it takes a discerning eye to determine pirateish over piratey

plethorizing: the process of describing or gathering items for a plethora (that's a lot!)

podiadextrous: the ability to do things with your feet and toes that are usually done with hands and fingers

polkaness: the extent to which something exhibits polka qualities and characteristics is it's polkaness

ponderation: something important you've thought about so much it deserves a longer name

precisicity: the exact degree or level of your precision is your precisicity

precursorizing: putting the cart before the horse - professionally

preposterity: The gall to believe you are upstanding

presembled: a group that has assembled and resembles something else

Princessi: multiple princesses, but only when royalty is involved should a capital letter be used

prizeage: the act of giving or receiving prizes, you can commit prizeage or be the recipient of prizeage

prizeologist: an expert in the field of prizeage

proportionality: the ratio of proportion (for all you redundant mathematicians)

purpler: Making something more purple

Purplist: one who practices being purpler. A Vikings fan could be a Purplist

rebatterying: The act of removing the old batteries and replacing them with new batteries

rehave: behaving in the same manner as you have previously is rehaving

rememory: when you remember something after having forgot it. Different from "remember" as you can remember to go to the store without having forgot but if you forgot, then remembered you have had an instance of rememory.

remindering: reminding someone to remember is remindering

repairist: one who is skilled in repairing things

reptilligin:

reptilologist: way cooler to say that herpetologist - and it sounds less dirty, too

resemblentation: the way in which something resembles something else is it's resemblentation

roadiologist: one specializing in roads, highways, lanes, avenues and cul-de-sac science

Rotester

saggitarianism: pretending to be a Saggitarius when you're not, you suffer from saggitarianism

satified: Iron Range version of "satisfied"

scatterly: after prancing about scattering something on the Earth, you have left your droppage in a scatterly fashion

scientifical: things of a scientific nature, but less formal

scissage: what has happened after using the scissors - looking at a pile of cut paper you can say "look at that scissage"

scramblage: the act or end result of scrambling

scrunchage: when something has been shortened or narrowed by scrunching, it has suffered scrunchage

sermonize: What you are doing to people when you are giving a sermon. Also the act of applying automotive wax to a man of the cloth.

seussage: when you write or speak in a manner similar to the works of Dr. Seuss.

shiping: packaging to be shipped - shipping and shaping at the same time

sillily: when you do something silly to someone "I sillily filled her car with frozen lobster tails"

skulliosis: a disease causing one to become pirateish, and in extreme cases piratey

slowlier

sleuthy

smallerize: make something smaller. Did you really have to ask?

sometimers: When you sometimes are something or somewhere. If you live in Grand Rapids all summer, and Arizona all winter, you are a sometimer

soverignate

soverignize

Spane-ish

Spatulism

spectatorship

spontaneanism

spontaneousness: doesn't this speak for itself? the level of spontaneity is some thing, event or action's spontaneousness

sprinkulating: sprinkling something with a scientific attitude when you do it

sproutlings

squawkage

stuffage

suckerish: of, related to or resembling a sucker - tootsie or fish

superity: when you want to say 'superior quality" but you're in a hurry

surveilling: when you are in the act of surveillance - you are surveilling - watching, peeking, spying

suspise: Suspecting and surmising all rolled into one--gumshoe-ing at its best

symanticize: changing your sentence structure to fool others is known as symanticizing

tailing: what tailors do

tiddlywinkist: a practicing tiddlywinker can also be known as a tiddlywinkist

tinselated: when you find tinsel in places where you didn't put it. "The cat appears to have been tinselated"

toasterish: if it looks like it could be prepared in a toaster through any strech of the imagination - it's toasterish

toothplaste: when your toothpaste is too thick and resembles plaster it's toothplaste

tragical: tragic, sad, impractical...Shakespeare was often tragical

traindom: the world of trains and train stuff

travelize: when you've become a specialist of just practiced at traveling, you travelize - traveling on a regular basis is travelizing

troubleshot: We tried to fix this piece of junk and it's still not working, we already troubleshot it

tonightfall: When it gets dark today, not any other time, just today

uncomfortability: how badly something doesn't feel right

uncomfortableness: variation of uncomfortability

uneducateable: you're stupid. Duh.

unimpressment: process or act of not being impressive

unloseable: much like the new WD40 straw, it's something that cannot be lost

vehicularly: this could really be a word. We're not sure. If something is done in, at, by or in the manner of a vehicle it's done vehicularly.

vulgarian: if you use vulgarity in regular practice, you're a vulgarian

vulgarization: the act of or use of vulgarity - if you insert vulgarity into your thesis you are practicing vulgarization, the result is a vulgarization

weinerish: of weiner origins, or resembling or similar to a weiner - Oscar Mayer would be weinerish

winnery: the practice of winning excessively

winnering: acting up after you've won something

yodeldoodie: an incomplete yodel. Yodel-ay-hee is a yodeldoodie, Yodel-ay-hee-hoo is a complete yodel.

yodelicious: the best in yodelage!

yodelish: sounding suspiciously like a yodel or has yodel undertones