acquirement: the process by which you gather or acquire something
abnilator: an exercise device NOT sold by Suzanne Sommers
adaption: Like an adaptation, only it's faster to say
alphabetation: Counting while you alphabetize
ampulating: operating without one or more vital components
animatarian: someone who is a fan of or who works for the rights of animals - but despises PETA. Also a cartoon lover
anti-buff: to scratch of make dull - like driving your car down a dusty road
antihelping: After we troubleshot this thing, you said something that did nothing to help the situation--you're antihelping
aquarianite: someone living under the sign of Aquarius - or who is "at one" with the goldfish or Koi
astronautica: outer space, of course. What do you call it?
awfuller: even worse than awful - it's awfuller
badmintoner, badmintoist: a badminton fanatic. Known to inhabit one room cabins with manual typewriters. There are three known living badmintonists
baseballeanism: self indulgent baseball behavior. Like hedonism, only with a baseball twist
baseballesque: similar to or relating to baseball or it's associated terms
baseballish: see above, only not as fancy
bazonkers: when you've gone crazy and bonkers - you're bazonkers
behinder: someone who is perpetually late, behind on bills, a procastinateur. Or a nice way of saying you're intriqued with someone's posterior
Belgianating: to assimilate to a belgian lifestyle or enjoy a waffle
blizzarded: It blizzarded last night. There's a lot of snow. Past tense of a snowstorm and much more fun to say
buttle/buttling (as related to butlers): the activities of a butler
Christmas-ites: celebrators of the Christmas holiday
cirpes: when you're so flustered you have to rearrange the letters in "cripes"
cleanist: one who is obsessed with cleanliness or professes the benefits of cleaing - like alcleaning evangelist
cleverity: the level and degree of clever. Try saying THAT 5 times fast!
commercializeable: something that can be ruined through marketing
compellation: the force that is behind your compulsions - hunger was your compellation to eat a cookie
conjecturizing: projecting and predicting all rolled into one (that's a lot less consonants!)
Capricornian: living under the Capricorn sign, or having Capricorn - like characteristics
corvairists: One who Corvairs
corvangilist: One who will spew the attributes of the Corvair to you. Whether you want to hear it or not.
crookedy: if it's not straight, but should be...then it's crookedy
cruisy: looks like it'll slide or move - That car looks cruisy. Also a nautical term
curiouser: when you have more inquiry in you than the average bear - you're curiouser. Can be surpassed by being more curiouser
curloni: a Zamboni used specifically for a curling rink
if you can have "reconstituted" food you can deconstitute
deconstitute 2: take apart or disband a country or nation
dehappen: if something was going to happen, but didn't, or was going to happen but you stopped it it has dehappened
deheat: cool it off - sometimes by adding ice cubes
delink: When a link to a webpage from your webpage is no longer pointing to an active web page, you must delink
destructed: much faster to spell than deconstructed - and with that added element of violence!
deweaponed: when you cause a foe to lose their weapon
dictatress: female version of a dictator, of course
dimplage: the condition or state of being or possessing dimples - if your cheeks are dented, you're sporting dimplage
directure: when you're in charge, your actions and commands are your directure
disgustingness: just how gross something really is is it's level of disgustingness
disneyish: something or someone who appears to be of Disney origination, but is not.
documentator: person in charge of documentation. The one who keeps the company scrapbook would be a documentator
dramaticness: what you add drama or over emotion into your life you are practicing the art of dramaticness
Dudery: 1: Your attire if you are of the "Dude" persuasion 2:Your actions and attitudes if you're a 'Dude'
duffi or dufi: multiple dufuses
E-tox: a detox program for those addicted to electronic devices or services - if you can't function without your e-mail you need e-tox
electronical: something with electronic components that also uses electricity.
energetical: something injected or oozing with energy - if it's got energy, it's energetical. (*does not include nuclear power protons)
engineeress (engineeresses): female engineer. Why not? we've got 'stewardess'
Enthusianders: unbridled and completely unguided, undirected enthusiasm
epoxying: a highly scientifical form of gluing
fantastical: so amazing it's wonderful and fantastic
Federaussie: the Australian form of the Federale (Australian Federal Agent)
felony cactal assault: when someone injures you with a cactus and gets caught
festerate: the action imposed on an unremoveable sliver. It is left to festerate until it's gone
festivate, festivated: to decorate or get in the mood for a festive event or activity. "I feel so festivated in my elf hat."
flappage: the act or art of flapping - the degree to which something is flapped
Flourine: Just a great name that no one has used
flourishical: something worth flourishing over; an act resembling a flourish
foodology: the study of anything edible, food or not
footal: of, on or relating to feet )for all you bipeds)
foreignish: something unfamilier - of foreign origins or with foreign intentions
franticism: the act displayed of state of being when one is frantic - waving your hands over your head is franticism
fraplic: When you panic while frolicing: frolic + panic = fraplic
fuddage: the traits exhibited by someone experiencing Fudd Syndrome
Fudd Syndrome: You suffer Fudd Syndrome when you unintentionally speak like Elmer Fudd - when your R sounds become W sounds. Does not count if you are doing intentional impressions of Mr. Fudd. e.g. "Wound and wound the wugged wocks the wagged wascal wan"
German-ating: spreading German heritage, wealth and cheer with German activities, food, terms, etc.
Germanness: the level of "German" something contains (draw your own conclusions)
germologist: an expert in squishy or dirty things
giantess: a HUGE girl
giggleable: Duh. It means something is funny
giveage: similar to prizeage, but there's no winning involved, you just give or get.
gnomage: the personal effectf of a gnome - or any gnome-like behavior
heathenistic: relating to heathens. or Iowans
helpage: services provided when someone is in need of assistance are known as helpage
hollywooditup: to glamorize, accessorize, over exaggerate or trash something
hooliganism: the practice of becoming or being a hooligan - also includes elements of being "bazonkers"
hooven: animals with hooves are hooven. Erin has also been accused of being a hooven creature.
horrifity: when something is so horrible you can't describe everything that makes it bad - that's horrifity
insertage: the process by which things are added (inserted)
interpretions: shouldn't this be the plural of interpret? The letter 'A' is lousy anyway
Intimination: hinting about intimidation would be intimination
introductoring: introducing a new item into the introduction-also see presursorizing
Irishness: the level of Irish heritage and/or spirit you possess
ironical: the act or state of being ironic
james bondery: acts pertaining to or evolving from a James Bond like lifestyle. If you become a spy, for instance.
laterly: when you're going to do something or it will occur at a later date or time - it will happen laterly of in a laterly fashion.
Leprechaunness: see above, only shorter and with a cool hat
lightier, lightiest: with more and most lights
lightninging: the process of occurrence of lightning - when lightning happens, it's lightninging out.
listeriner: one who partakes of Listerine and advocates it's use to others
magnetical: somoething that could be magnetized but isn't - or perhaps physically resembling a magnet.
Maritible: someone posessing the qualities suitable for marriage - that makes them marritible
massagist: for those who can't spell masseuse
maychance: perhaps, maybe, what if? More romantic than 'mayhaps'. We give Shakespeare a run for his money - maychance we will meet...
mayhaps: more tentative than a simple maybe or perhaps. Mayhaps it will rain. The chance of rain is less likely than if you said: Maybe, or Perhaps, it will rain.
mirthicized: behaved as though enthralled by or filled with a sense of mirth - if you laugh like the Jolly Green Giant, you're mirthicized
misdisprounuciated: this word is such a mess - which is exactly what it means - slaughtering words so badly they're not recognizeable
mucilate: the technique of affixing two or more things together with Mucilage
murdilated: when murder and mutilation collide
multitaskologist: one who practices multitasking at the highest level
mythologized: This we believe to be an actual real word, but it sounds strange enough to be fake
norther: farther north
northier: farther north than whatever you're talking about
odder: No, not the ranger version of "otter" -- it means more weird, more strange, more odd
officianal: an official item or person that is extra important
paranoy: the art of process of making one paranoid - your act will paranoy them
paraguayite: we're pretty sure this is a resident of Paraguay
pathetacist: one who practices being pathetic on a regular basis
pebbleating:1. adding, throwing, or otherwise verbing with pebbles. She pebbleated her fish tank. 2. the special talent of applying the right surface to the ice in a curling rink
pacifistic: posessing pacifist attitudes or protesting pretty much anything makes you pacafistic
peevish, peeving: something holding the charactistics of a peeve is peevish - and when it acts against you, it's peeving
pereniversity: this looks to us like someone who is in school forever - perenially - they're in the state of pereniversity
permissed: either something that was allowed it was permissed or a verb I permissed that activity
pertinear: iron-range speak for "pretty near", aka purty or perty near
physhic: Being analyzed while attending phys-ed class.
picklish: How one smells after eating a pickle
pilotist: one posessing the skills of a pilot is an accomplished pilotist - or one at the helm of a vehicle that is not a plane
piratey: looking like, acting like, or having the attitude of a pirate. "That hat is very piratey"
pirateish: see above, only not as extreme - it takes a discerning eye to determine pirateish over piratey
plethorizing: the process of describing or gathering items for a plethora (that's a lot!)
podiadextrous: the ability to do things with your feet and toes that are usually done with hands and fingers
polkaness: the extent to which something exhibits polka qualities and characteristics is it's polkaness
ponderation: something important you've thought about so much it deserves a longer name
precisicity: the exact degree or level of your precision is your precisicity
precursorizing: putting the cart before the horse - professionally
preposterity: The gall to believe you are upstanding
presembled: a group that has assembled and resembles something else
Princessi: multiple princesses, but only when royalty is involved should a capital letter be used
prizeage: the act of giving or receiving prizes, you can commit prizeage or be the recipient of prizeage
prizeologist: an expert in the field of prizeage
proportionality: the ratio of proportion (for all you redundant mathematicians)
purpler: Making something more purple
Purplist: one who practices being purpler. A Vikings fan could be a Purplist
rebatterying: The act of removing the old batteries and replacing them with new batteries
rehave: behaving in the same manner as you have previously is rehaving
rememory: when you remember something after having forgot it. Different from "remember" as you can remember to go to the store without having forgot but if you forgot, then remembered you have had an instance of rememory.
remindering: reminding someone to remember is remindering
repairist: one who is skilled in repairing things
reptilologist: way cooler to say that herpetologist - and it sounds less dirty, too
resemblentation: the way in which something resembles something else is it's resemblentation
roadiologist: one specializing in roads, highways, lanes, avenues and cul-de-sac science
saggitarianism: pretending to be a Saggitarius when you're not, you suffer from saggitarianism
satified: Iron Range version of "satisfied"
scatterly: after prancing about scattering something on the Earth, you have left your droppage in a scatterly fashion
scientifical: things of a scientific nature, but less formal
scissage: what has happened after using the scissors - looking at a pile of cut paper you can say "look at that scissage"
scramblage: the act or end result of scrambling
scrunchage: when something has been shortened or narrowed by scrunching, it has suffered scrunchage
sermonize: What you are doing to people when you are giving a sermon. Also the act of applying automotive wax to a man of the cloth.
seussage: when you write or speak in a manner similar to the works of Dr. Seuss.
shiping: packaging to be shipped - shipping and shaping at the same time
sillily: when you do something silly to someone "I sillily filled her car with frozen lobster tails"
skulliosis: a disease causing one to become pirateish, and in extreme cases piratey
smallerize: make something smaller. Did you really have to ask?
sometimers: When you sometimes are something or somewhere. If you live in Grand Rapids all summer, and Arizona all winter, you are a sometimer
spontaneousness: doesn't this speak for itself? the level of spontaneity is some thing, event or action's spontaneousness
sprinkulating: sprinkling something with a scientific attitude when you do it
suckerish: of, related to or resembling a sucker - tootsie or fish
superity: when you want to say 'superior quality" but you're in a hurry
surveilling: when you are in the act of surveillance - you are surveilling - watching, peeking, spying
suspise: Suspecting and surmising all rolled into one--gumshoe-ing at its best
symanticize: changing your sentence structure to fool others is known as symanticizing
tailing: what tailors do
tiddlywinkist: a practicing tiddlywinker can also be known as a tiddlywinkist
tinselated: when you find tinsel in places where you didn't put it. "The cat appears to have been tinselated"
toasterish: if it looks like it could be prepared in a toaster through any strech of the imagination - it's toasterish
toothplaste: when your toothpaste is too thick and resembles plaster it's toothplaste
tragical: tragic, sad, impractical...Shakespeare was often tragical
traindom: the world of trains and train stuff
travelize: when you've become a specialist of just practiced at traveling, you travelize - traveling on a regular basis is travelizing
troubleshot: We tried to fix this piece of junk and it's still not working, we already troubleshot it
tonightfall: When it gets dark today, not any other time, just today
uncomfortability: how badly something doesn't feel right
uncomfortableness: variation of uncomfortability
uneducateable: you're stupid. Duh.
unimpressment: process or act of not being impressive
unloseable: much like the new WD40 straw, it's something that cannot be lost
vehicularly: this could really be a word. We're not sure. If something is done in, at, by or in the manner of a vehicle it's done vehicularly.
vulgarian: if you use vulgarity in regular practice, you're a vulgarian
vulgarization: the act of or use of vulgarity - if you insert vulgarity into your thesis you are practicing vulgarization, the result is a vulgarization
weinerish: of weiner origins, or resembling or similar to a weiner - Oscar Mayer would be weinerish
winnery: the practice of winning excessively
winnering: acting up after you've won something
yodeldoodie: an incomplete yodel. Yodel-ay-hee is a yodeldoodie, Yodel-ay-hee-hoo is a complete yodel.
yodelicious: the best in yodelage!
yodelish: sounding suspiciously like a yodel or has yodel undertones